“Got the tingly-legs, may have pinched a nerve in my neck. Send nurse with "medicine" 46 mins ago

All of these things were posted on 31 January 2010.

“Wasp Knife” Freezes Victims’ Organs

This is a part of our Grim Meathook Future. The knife’s handle houses a small cartridge of compressed gas which, when activated, exits from a small shaft in the blade.

Roger Ebert’s Worst films of 2009

If you need a quick shot of confidence in the whole cinematic endeavor, you will not get it here. What you will get is Ebert being his Ebert-y best.