Hey. This same dude also made:

Liblr.com – Make Twitter fun again by making fun of it.

Appeals Court Strikes Down Indecency Rule

A tiny bit of good news on a dreary day:

A United States appeals court tossed out the indecency policy of the Federal Communications Commission on Tuesday, calling it a violation of the First Amendment.

Let’s hope we can make it stick.

Ars Technia on Indie Filmmakers’ P2P Lawsuits

It’s not just for the MPAA anymore. Lots of these films probably made more from the lawsuits than they did in the theater.

S.E.C. Sues Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs, which emerged relatively unscathed from the financial crisis, was accused of securities fraud in a civil suit filed Friday by the Securities and Exchange Commission, which claims the bank created and sold a mortgage investment that was secretly devised to fail.

If convicted, I want all these fucks behind bars for the rest of their lives. It’s not about revenge, it’s about the punishment fitting the crime. How many lives did they personally help destroy?

YouTube Alleges Viacom ‘Secretly Uploaded’ Content To YouTube, While Suing Them For It’s Presence

This kind of thing is par for the course with major conglomerates like Viacom. They want the “buzz” but have to pretend they’re being horribly damaged financially.

European Parliament Demands Transparency For ACTA

The European Parliament today voted on a resolution that demands transparency in the ACTA negotiations, and that the Commission puts all papers on the table.

The resolution was carried by 633 votes in favour, 13 against, and 16 abstentions.

Way to go, EU. See also: Christian Engström’s talk on ACTA from the European Parliament floor.

Apple sues HTC for infringing 20 iPhone patents

Engadget has the documentation. I’d like to add my voice to the chorus of people decrying the use of “user interface” patents. This kind of thing can be pretty vile. For example, one of the patents is for:

“Unlocking A Device By Performing Gestures On An Unlock Image,”

Which is absurd.

Mininova Goes Legit, Removes All (Possibly) Copyright-infringing Torrents

As a result of the recent court case against the site, they’ve removed all torrents not registered on the site by the copyright holder.

The EFF Needs Your Help To Bust A Patent on Podcasting

A company called Volomedia was just granted a patent on “a method for providing episodic media.” and the EFF is tackling it.

It walks like bullshit, talks like bullshit, and smells a whole lot like bullshit. The EFF is looking for examples of prior art (Prior to 19 November 2003).

The ACTA Internet Chapter OR “Goodbye, Internet”

Leaked from the secret meetings in Seoul. It’s hard to view this as anything but an attempt by big business to employ government in propping up their busted-ass business models around the world.

An Inbox Is Not a Glove Compartment

Disturbing news from the federal courts today, as a federal judge ruled that “government can obtain access to a person’s inbox contents without any notification to the subscriber.” which means anyone with a job in government can read your email without telling you.

Analysis at the link above, here’s a PDF of the actual ruling.

FTC Requiring Bloggers To Disclose Payments For Reviews

From a functional standpoint, I am fine (even happy) with this, provided it kills asshole astroturfers dead. From an ideological standpoint, I am pretty well against it. Either way, it’s an important moment in internet history. I wonder what effect this will have on Amazon reviews?

The first blog regulatory laws. Dang.

Aaron Swartz’s FBI File

A light-hearted romp for the whole family.

Since SWARTZ is the potential subject of an ongoing investigation, it is requested that SWARTZ not be approached by agents.

Jack Kirby’s Heirs File To Regain Copyrights

The author assumes that Kirby’s heirs will probably just end up with rights to royalties, which I can’t say I give a shit about it. Jack’s long gone.

Mac Clone Maker Psystar sues Apple for Snow Leopard

You have to admire either their balls or their total disconnection from reality.

Handley, Comics and Obscenity

Newsarama’s Jeff Trexler on what the recent guilty plea of Christopher Handley in his “possessing obscene visual representations of the sexual abuse of children and mailing obscene material.” case. Handley could be in jail for 15 years for owning some Manga. This is beyond not good.

Court Jails Pirate Bay Founders

I’m sure the appeals process will be long:

Frederik Neij, Gottfrid Svartholm Warg, Carl Lundstrom and Peter Sunde were found guilty of breaking copyright law and were sentenced to a year in jail.

They were also ordered to pay $4.5m (£3m) in damages.

I feel that their attitude didn’t help them with the judge. Google still indexes millions more torrent files than TPB ever could. Why no attack against them? See also: Wired’s coverage.

Hey. What're you doing all the way down here? You get lost? Just looking around? Cool. I like you.