[I feel good about today already.][link] For those asking in the comments, yes, the name is a pun. I wanted a name that described the Mad Libs-style word substitution, the Flickr/Tumblr style web 2.0 naming scheme, and sounded somewhat like a mumble when spoken.
[link]: http://www.metafilter.com/92869/Well-I-guess-Ill-torch-a-police-car-then-watch-Seinfeld “Well, I guess I’ll torch a police car then watch Seinfeld | MetaFilter”