Dear Samsung Senior Vice President of Product Development and Marketing Kevin Packingham


You recently declared “[consumers want rectangles][con].” and I’m glad you finally figured out that [Round Rects Are Everywhere][folk], only 31 years after Apple did.

It’s good that your knockoff hardware designs are based on more recent stuff, like the iPhone. Maybe if you browse [][lore] a little, you’ll find some more insights that you can shamelessly pretend are your own.


[con]: “Samsung product development chief on Apple patent trial: ‘consumers want rectangles’”
[folk]: “Round Rects are Everywhere”
[lore]: “Folklore”


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