These are the things I've written that are tagged "breasts"

Australia Bans Female Ejaculation, Small Breasts

Buried in this release about the censorship of porn films are nuggets like this: The Board has also started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. Waiting for there to be an A-cup political action committed formed with the slogan “from my cold dead hands.”

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My name is Phil Nelson and I make beautiful objects for a troubled world in CSS, HTML, and JavaScript. I'm a designer / developer at Occipital.

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