The Microsoft Store

So you met someone new and the next time you see them they’re dressing exactly like you and they like all of your favorite bands now and you try to be nice about it and not get creeped out but it’s fucking CREEPY and a couple months later you wake up and they’ve stolen your skin.

Yeah, that’s what [the Microsoft Store][link] is like. It’s the [Single White Female][link] store.

[link]: “YouTube – Welcome to the Microsoft Store”
[link]: “Single White Female”