These are the things I've written that are tagged "dogs"

Facebook’s Descent Into Unknowing Parody

Their deactivation page is emotional blackmail at its most absurd: The National Lampoon was way ahead of Facebook in this department, as evidenced by this January 1973 issue of the magazine: The Lampoon was joking, of course. Facebook not so much.


This is an automated dog washing machine. Just set it and forget it! VE HAFF VAYS OF MAKINK YOU TALK, POOCHIE.

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My name is Phil Nelson and I make beautiful objects for a troubled world in CSS, HTML, and JavaScript. I'm a designer / developer at Occipital.

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Hey. What're you doing all the way down here? You get lost? Just looking around? Cool. I like you.