These are the things I've written that are tagged "dogs"

Facebook’s Descent Into Unknowing Parody

Their deactivation page is emotional blackmail at its most absurd: The National Lampoon was way ahead of Facebook in this department, as evidenced by this January 1973 issue of the magazine: The Lampoon was joking, of course. Facebook not so much.

Dog-O-Matic

This is an automated dog washing machine. Just set it and forget it! VE HAFF VAYS OF MAKINK YOU TALK, POOCHIE.

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My name is Phil Nelson and I make beautiful objects for a troubled world in CSS, HTML, and JavaScript. I'm a designer / developer at Occipital.

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Hey. What're you doing all the way down here? You get lost? Just looking around? Cool. I like you.