These are the things I've written that are tagged "pathetic"

South Carolina “Subversives” Must Now Pay $5 Fee

This is, apparently, not a joke. They actually expect people who are planning to overthrow the US Government to register with them, and pay $5 for the privilege of filling out a form that explains their plans. Somewhere, Kurt Vonnegut can’t believe this shit.

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My name is Phil Nelson and I make beautiful objects for a troubled world in CSS, HTML, and JavaScript. I'm a designer / developer at Occipital.

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