Dear Samsung Senior Vice President of Product Development and Marketing Kevin Packingham

Kevin,

You recently declared “consumers want rectangles.” and I’m glad you finally figured out that Round Rects Are Everywhere, only 31 years after Apple did.

It’s good that your knockoff hardware designs are based on more recent stuff, like the iPhone. Maybe if you browse Folklore.org a little, you’ll find some more insights that you can shamelessly pretend are your own.

xo,
Phil