A Crank 2 Review Done In The Style of… Crank 2

>[Awesome! Awesome! Where are my wraparound mirrored sunglasses?][link]
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>[…I’m horny.][link]

[link]: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/on-screen/Content?oid=1474527 “On Screen – Film – The Stranger, Seattles Only Newspaper”