‘I’m going to tell my son the worst swearword in the world’

>[My eight-year-old son, Joel, comes into my office to ask if there’s a worse swearword than fuck. “No,” I say.][link]
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>There’s a silence. “You’re lying,” he says.
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>”There’s none worse than fuck,” I say.
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>Joel narrows his eyes. “I know you’re lying,” he says. He leaves the room.

With a setup like that, you know it’s going to be good.

[link]: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2007/jul/28/weekend.jonronson “I’m going to tell my son the worst swearword in the world”