The Onion’s ‘The Cressbeckler Stance’

[“Semi-literate former gold prospector given own cable show,”][link] and I love literally every second of it.

[link]: http://www.theonion.com/video/semiliterate-former-gold-prospector-given-own-cabl,17408/ “Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source | Onion News Network”