No Zombie Is Safe From Chicago Ted

As if it wasn’t already easy to love Left 4 Dead, they give me this:

My friends [The Urinal Mints][mints] have a song titled “[Chicago Ted][song]”

According to Urinal Mints frontman Garth Plinko, the phrase stems from a message he (and apparently many others) had read scrawled on a bathroom wall, ending with “No bitch is safe from Chicago Ted.” The Internet’s own Seanbaby [reported this phenomenon][sean] many years ago.

The Urinal Mints were also featured on [issue 6 of Warren Ellis’ podcast, the 4am][ellis].

[gf]: “Chicago Ted in L4D”
[song]: “Chicago Ted by The Urinal Mints”
[mints]: “The Urinal Mints”
[ellis]: “Warren Ellis: the 4am 6”
[sean]: “Seanbaby on Chicago Ted”