The Microsoft Store

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So you met someone new and the next time you see them they’re dressing exactly like you and they like all of your favorite bands now and you try to be nice about it and not get creeped out but it’s fucking CREEPY and a couple months later you wake up and they’ve stolen your skin.

Yeah, that’s what the Microsoft Store is like. It’s the Single White Female store.

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